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A project that began as a remake of John Carpenter's The Thing, The Thing ended up being a prequel that everyone thought was a remake because they just called the thing The Thing. (blog post) It's about an alien lifeform that mimics it's victims in Antarctica... that is, until it gets (blog) it's ass kicked by Americans! This time, Americans at the

Proving that no matter how bad an idea, if someone in a suit thinks a character is absolutely necessary for a franchise, even killing them off isn't good enough to prevent them from insisting they be used. Thus, we got Alien (blog post) Resurrection, where bringing the Xenomorph back from extinction honestly took a backseat to getting Mrs. Weaver t

As I recall, when Episode III came out everyone was looking forward to the conclusion of the prequel trilogy. Mainly because after the first 2 movies, they really wanted to see the franchise they knew and loved stop being screwed with. However, it's also widely accepted that Revenge of the Sith is funny horror movies the best of the bunch when it c

An extremely experimental horror experience, Skinamarink is divisive, to say the least. Officially released in 2023, this looks at most movies described as a "slow burn" and tells them "hold my molasses."We follow a handful of characters as supernatural (blog post) events unfold, and... well, that's the whole plot right there. But it's really about